Thursday, February 12, 2009

A Poem of True Love for Valentine's Day


If this isn't true love, then there is no such thing!  Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

Love Poem
by John Frederick Nims

My clumsiest dear, whose hands shipwreck vases,
At whose quick touch all glasses chip and ring,
Whose hands are bulls in china, burs in linen,
And have no cunning with any soft thing

Except all ill-at-ease people:
The refugee uncertain at the door
You make at home; deftly you steady
The drunk clambering on his undulating floor.

Unpredictable dear, the taxi driver's terror,
Shrinking from far headlights pale as a dime
Yet leaping before red apoplectic streetcars - 
A misfit in any space.  And never on time.

A wrench in the clocks and the solar system.  Only
with words and people and love do you move at ease.
In traffic of wit, gently maneuver
And keep us, all devotion, at your knees.

Forgetting your coffee spreading on our flannel,
Your lipstick grinning on our coat.
So gaily in love's unbreakable heaven,
Our souls, on the glory of spilt bourbon float.

Be with me darling, early and late.  Smash glasses - 
I will study wry music for your sake.
For should your hands drop white and empty
All the toys in the world would break.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

It Really Is This Simple

This is my criteria for choosing a dentist:
1) You don't make me feel like I'm a bad person because I have a cavity
2) You don't have pictures of clowns or hot air balloons all over your office.



Thursday, January 8, 2009

This is Why I Love John Shuck!

A commenter on John's wonderful blog recently mentioned that she's getting Baptized.  Here is John's response to her:
Baptized! A dangerous act. I am serious about that. Once you get baptized shit like truth, justice, compassion, peace (Jesus kind of stuff) will make demands on you and gnaw at your conscience 'til you're dead.
Now, wouldn't it be a great world if all preachers said more stuff like that?