It Really Is This Simple

This is my criteria for choosing a dentist:

1) You don't make me feel like I'm a bad person because I have a cavity

2) You don't have pictures of clowns or hot air balloons all over your office.

This is Why I Love John Shuck!

A commenter on John's wonderful blog recently mentioned that she's getting Baptized.  Here is John's response to her:

Baptized! A dangerous act. I am serious about that. Once you get baptized shit like truth, justice, compassion, peace (Jesus kind of stuff) will make demands on you and gnaw at your conscience 'til you're dead.

Now, wouldn't it be a great world if all preachers said more stuff like that?