Thursday, January 29, 2009

It Really Is This Simple

This is my criteria for choosing a dentist:
1) You don't make me feel like I'm a bad person because I have a cavity
2) You don't have pictures of clowns or hot air balloons all over your office.


John Shuck said...

Dentists and guilt. They are as bad as preachers.

Would you like to confess your flossing habits now?

Snad said...

My flossing habits are beyond reproach, thank you! It's the clowns who need to confess. I know they've been up to something - and it isn't good.

Lee M. Davenport said...

Oh, I hate the dentist.

When I was 14, I had a root canal given by an ex-Army driller. He refused to numb me because he said it wouldn't penetrate the abcess anyway.

He said, "If it hurts too much, I'll stop."

I was practically writhing out of the chair. He wouldn't stop.

So I bit him.

He stopped.